This morning is totally nuts!. Literally everything that happened is just unreal. I am speechless.

This entire event has left me feeling shocked. Give me a minute to absorb this.

It’s like something out of a dream. I just still can't believe it.

Can You Trust This?

You won't question this one. It's absolutely wild. Just the other day, I was walking down the street when I glimpsed a monkey wearing a glasses. It looked totally comfortable. You could say it was the bizarre thing I've ever seen. I swear, sometimes reality is read more just weird!

Honestly We Couldn't Wrap My Head Around That!

Like, what in the world? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's ridiculous. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw slack with disbelief. This is beyond comprehension, right?

• I'm shocked
• Make it stop!
• Someone pinch me

You Won't Believe What Happened

Well, this is true, you won't understand what just occurred. I was walking down the street and suddenly this giant cat jumped from nowhere. It was holding a miniature sword! I'm not kidding. Then it ran away for a moment, flew up into the sky. I don't understand what I just witnessed.

Unbelievable! totally shocking

Can you believe it? I can barely process {what just happened|. It's past|belief. I assert this is {thereality. This story appears to be incredibly far-fetched, I almost doubt it's real..

• Perhaps it was a illusion? {I just can'tfigure out this.

This is Beyond Belief

This discovery is absolutely insane. I can't understand what they've just seen. It's like something out of a movie. Logic has taken a vacation.

• Is this actually happening?
• I need to pinch myself

{I have so many questions|How is this possible? This changes everything.